Especially not when it comes from L&M.
Things like this which was posted as the new header on Lawrence and Memorial Hospital Corporations’ Facebook page THIS MORNING
WOW! They got some big brass balls, huh? Either that or they think the rest of us are completely gullible. Hummmm…guess which one it probably is…gee, I wonder.
So I went to their Facebook page and told them they had it wrong. They’re not “celebrating their new century of service (cough choke) with a key component to their success; people” Their new key element is JACK BOOTS! (In a few moments I’ll find their Twitter page and start harassing them over there.) The least they could have done was replace ‘people’ with ‘out of towners’ or ‘scabs’ or…something closer to the truth anyway. Seriously, is this is their idea of good PR they need a new PR firm and swiftly. Post haste there Bruce Cummings and the mouthpiece Mike O’Farrell. Chop Chop, guys. Either that or you flaccid dweebs could always “get thee to a nunnery”…again post haste would be best.
I read many interesting things such as Lawrence & Memorial Hospital Corporation is paying its technician scabs $100.00/hour! The TECHS! I wonder what the scab nurses are getting, don’t you? That’s on top of being flown here, given housing, and daily food allowance. WOW! What a sweet deal…if you’re a scab. If you’re an honest worker you got the shaft like always. But if you’re willing to beg at the Master’s feet you can have anything you want, well, until the Master tires of you and puts you down or turns you into the nearest shelter for something newer and shinier. I keep wondering if L&M has a ‘secret’ deal with these individuals for say, I dunno, 3 weeks or a month? I mean even a scab might have a hard time coming up here to good old New London for just a day or two…even at $100.00/hour. So, there needs to be something in place that truly makes it worth their while.
Sad. Truly sad. Pathetic, let’s not forget pathetic. And gutless. And ball-less wonders of the world who are doing everything they possibly can to Save Money, Live Better. Didn’t I hear that one of those turds just had a massive addition put on their house? Gee, hummm, yes I believe I did. Corporate Greed it never ends. Want proof?
No matter what the Corporate Fat Cats spew, trust and believe, this isn’t about ‘patient care’ unless you want to say ‘caring about the money in patient’s wallets’ then I’ll go along. It’s not about ‘security’, that was one of the most good-natured strikes I’ve ever seen. I believe with all my being that the nurses who work at L&M have nothing but the best of intentions and give nothing the highest possible quality of care to the patients. Ah, the nurses that actually belong there that is. Actually, the nurses have always been the best thing about L&M. I’ve never had a complaint against a nurse in my life. Doctors? Hell yes! Being grossly overcharged? Oh fuck yes! ($2,000 for 5 lousy stitches? I’ll do myself from now on.) The Nurses? Hell no!
I, for one, am very glad that I don’t have to depend on Lawrence & Memorial Hospital during this time. If I get sick…well I won’t go to the hospital anyway we all know that…but if I absolutely had to go to a hospital right now I’d be making the trip up to Backus in Norwich. I can see that may be true for a good long time to come. After all:
According to L&M Hospital Unions United last Facebook status update:
What we know for sure is that
6.2 oncology is closed
ICU is closed
4.2 Ortho was closed but has reopened in a limited capacity
3.6 floor is closed
The cardiac unit is running with only one monitor tech
The Emergency Department was on field triage all weekend which is basically diversion to Backus. The Backus ED is swamped right now so that may be why they have come off diversion.
The main thing is there are next to no patients in the hospital. Some of the units are actually overstaffed because they are sending people away.
Oh yeah, Lawrence & Memorial Hospital Corporation is concerned with YOU alright.
But, of course, there’s no reason to believe me about anything. Google is your friend. Use it. You may find articles like these:
And oh so many more!
So to Lawrence & Memorial Hospital Corporations Board of Misdirection
Ulysses B. Hammond, Chairman
Granville Morris, Vice Chairman
Fred Conti, Treasurer
Marilynn Malerba, Secretary
Maureen Anderson, Assistant Secretary
Scott D. Bates
Timothy D. Bates
John E. Allen, DMD
L. James Carroll, CPA
R. Alan Hunter
Mary Ellen Jukoski, EdD
Robert Keltner, MD
Daniel P. O’Shea
Bruce D. Cummings, ex-officio, President/CEO
Donald Felitto, M.D. – ex-officio, President, Medical Staff
Henry Amdur, M.D., ex-officio, Past President, Medical Staff
Ya know, ladies and gentlemen (and I use those terms loosely) once upon a time I would have just called the entire lot of you scum but to tell the truth, in this case, that would be an insult to scum and one-celled organisms everywhere. Why? Because as Sigourney Weaver so aptly once put it; At least you don’t see them screwing each other for a percentage point.
If you’d like to make your opinion known you can write to the above at
Lawrence & Memorial Hospital
365 Montauk Ave
New London, CT 06320
Call the Main Switchboard (yes, they still have a switchboard!): 860-442-0711
Public Relations: 860-235-3399
Visit http://www.lmhospital.org/contact-l-and-m.aspx to drop them an email.
So it’s Monday. That sucks. But know what brightened my rainy Monday? I woke up to six…yes 6…pictures of someone’s dick in my Facebook in box.
Some people would be offended but not me. See, I used to be a chambermaid and I can’t tell you how many men tried to pick me up, invite me, offered to show me a good time, and, yes, opened their doors stark naked trying to tempt me. I had no problem looking them right in the dick and telling them that it was physically impossible for them to ever show me a good time. After thoroughly trouncing their egos…believe it or not…those guys left me big tips and apology notes!
Getting a picture of some strangers dick is no biggie…especially not in this particular case. As with those hotel guests I didn’t hesitate to tell the sender that they would never qualify to ride this ride. Too small. Too bad. So sad. Better luck next lifetime, pee wee. Honestly, in this case, I have seen better tools in the Produce Department.
After firmly dissing this jerk…who had a Michael Jackson icon no less…he/she/it decided to post a pic of their dick (I assume it’s theirs but one never knows) ON my personal FB page IN the thread where said no-load was being discussed. I let it stay up for a bit, ranked on it a bit, then got ANOTHER FB mail with…more dick! By this time I was nearly in tears from laughing so hard and I would have been of a mind to keep it up (so to speak) if they hadn’t posted it ON the page. So I had no other choice to report and block them and then delete the photo. Bummer. It kinda ruined my Monday Morning Fun. Sigh.
Things like that always leave me wondering what kind of person the sender is. Is it male? Is it female? Is it somewhere in between? Is that THEIR dick? Is that someone else’s dick? Who knows. But most of all I wonder why they’re NEVER SEXY. Never. Ever. This guy was so skinny you could have picked your teeth with him. If his waist was 24 inches around I’d be shocked. He had like NO chest. Legs thinner than a chicken. He was just skin and bones. I guess all that’s supposed to help make his dick look bigger but…nah. Not really.The most he was really showing off was a massive untamed patch of pubic hair. Not sexy. Really. Not sexy. I can’t deal with a man who has little meat on his body as he does his bone.
So look here, take some tips from Aunty Moon: If you’re so bored with your life and in such dire need of someone anyone to pay attention to you in any manner whatsoever AT LEAST find pictures of someone HOT to pass off as yourself. They’re not hard to come across Google is wonderful for that. Then at least you won’t be getting smacked down, you might even solicit some honest interest from someone long enough for you to type with one hand and conclude the business no one wants to help you with in the RW.
Other than that, you could always try developing a personality better than a goat’s. That might help too. Then you could get off the computer so you can get off in the RW with a partner rather than your own hand…or whatever device it is you’re using for your self-pleasuring purposes. Then again, limp dicks have little to no personality so maybe it’s better if you just stick to Porn Hub or something like that and dream away about staring in your own little flick. The flick will last all of 5 seconds and have no production quality whatsoever but that’s ok no one expects much from someone like you anyway.
Above ALL…go to the nearest grocery store! If YOUR DICK isn’t at least as big as the first carrot you pick up..just give it up. If it is bigger than most cucumbers you might have a shot at attracting something other than groans.
It’s moans…not groans..MOANS you’re going for here. If you can’t tell the difference kindly never take it out of your pants for anything other than peeing again.
This has been a Public Service Announcement from Aunty Moon.