Politically Incorrect with Aunty Moon
Not sure how to start this post, I mean, I don’t want to “offend” anyone out there…but I’m probably going to. Oh well.
Jenna Talackova—pretty, isn’t he?
(Woops, I probably just offended someone)
Lady Gaga anyway.
Despite popular rhetoric I firmly believe that shim was not “born that way”. Instead, I think they had the same surgeon but it’s fairly obvious Gaga came first and the surgeon perfected his/her technique at a later date.
(Offended again? Damn!)
The first time I saw the video for “My Poker Face” (years ago) my instant thought was; Who the hell is HE? What IS THAT? Then the jokes ensued about who’d been poking what into his face.
Hubby and I argue over Mister Gaga all of the time. He says I am ‘intolerant’. I say that’s bull shit. I don’t care if someone feels their gender was wrongly assigned to them by the Gods so they go and futz with it. I DO care if they LIE about it. Transgenders are one thing…LIARS are completely another. That’s my argument for Gaga. That and who in their right mind wears a dress made out of raw meat???? Shim’s an ass. An attention grabbing whore following in the footsteps of much better attention grabbing whores who came before shim. Plain and simple.
So, I have to give “Miss” Jenna Talackova a few credit points on that score. At least Talackova is honest.
Now to Donald Trump, a man who can’t comb his own hair properly. In case you haven’t heard, “Miss” Talackova wishes to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant owned by The Donald. The Donald is going to let ‘her’. Oh Christ! Really????
Here’s a better idea, keep Miss Talackova OUT of the competition but let her be ‘represented’ by her plastic surgeon for most of the pageant. After all, what she will really be judged on as far as ‘beauty’ goes is how good of a job the surgeon did in the first place. I’ll be nice, if she has any talent, she can get up for the talent portion of the competition and strut her stuff and be judged on that. I think THAT is fair. After all, there’s nothing ‘real’ about her, is there? Me thinks not. Unlike the other ladies in the competition where one might be able to say they are 80-100% real, Talackova is ALL fake from top to, um, bottom. I don’t think it’s fair at all to let her compete against real women. Yes, I said it, REAL women…those of us who really were “born this way”. If she would like to compete in the Miss Most Looks Like a Barbie Doll Competition that’s fine with me and it’s more honest since they’re both plastic that puts everything on an even playing field.
Other than that…nada. It’s sort of like having to be a “natural born citizen of the United States” (not born IN the United States!) in order to run for President of the United States. To run for President of the United States you have to be an American from the get-go and not someone who later became a citizen. makes sense, doesn’t it? I think it does. So….
To take part in a competition designed and built for women, one should have to be a woman and not someone who later became a woman.
To take part in a competition designed and built for men one should have to be a man and not someone who later became a man.
To make matters worse, Talackova hired my least favorite attorney, Gloria Allred, to “represent” her. Personally, I would have thought dear Gloria would have taken the other side since she’s always so much in favor of “women’s rights”. But money speaks louder than anything and Talackova’s surgery didn’t come on the cheap. I’m not positive but I don’t think ‘gender reassignment surgery’ is covered by Canadian HealthCare. I would hope they’re spending their money on sick people instead. But, what do I know? Dear Gloria got up there and said Talackova wasn’t looking for ‘special treatment’….of course she is! DUH! If someone wants to have their gender ‘reassigned’…ok fine but they shouldn’t expect that the world is going to change just because they did. Further, they shouldn’t ask it to. They should not expect that they now have the ability and even the “right” to redefine the word “woman”.
Sometimes the old saying is just not true; if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks a duck…believe it or not…it ain’t always a duck! Maybe it became one later on but…..
(No? I’ve offended again. Gee, it’s not my day, is it?)
All I’m saying is that it takes a lot more than shaving your chest, picking out the right boobs for you, and having your penis flayed open so it can then be tucked inside your body to actually BE a WOMAN. That fact should be celebrated not degraded by ‘popular thinking’ and new scientific breakthroughs in cosmetic surgery.
I’ll simplify this whole thing for those who would like to argue…WARNING SOUTH PARK REFERENCE AHEAD…
Just because one can have surgery to make them LOOK like a dolphin does NOT mean they ARE a dolphin.
Posted on 06/04/2012, in Life and tagged beauty pageant, donald trump, jenna talackova, lady gaga, miss universe, natural beauty, transgender, what is beautiful, what is sexy. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.