Heroes and Zeroes


Yeah, I just thought I’d throw that out there this morning for those who may not be aware of that fact. Although how one can be unaware when the athletes in the OLYMPIC games are actually called OLYMPIANS…I don’t know. Mind boggling. So is some of the following.

HEROES

Michael Phelps….Gods I love him! America’s Favorite Stoner!! AND the most awarded Olympian of all-time with an exceedingly impressive 20 medals! In the He Gives Me Hope Department this guy is right up there with Master King. Every time he wins I get all giggly. When this is over I hope he goes home, gets a big juicy cheese burger, a nice fatty, sits down in have favorite chair, chomps away, then dances around the room naked with all of his medals and a big ol’ blunt in his mouth.🙂 He is living proof that not all stoners are babbling zoned-out idiots that can’t hold a thought.

Gabby Douglas…look at her go! And she’s cute too. Meet America’s First Black Female Olympic Gold Medalist in Team and Individual Events. I think she’s pretty darn cool. At 4’11 she proves that dynamite really does come in small packages.

Chinese diver Wu Minxia–this poor girl. Have you heard about her? I’m aware China is a fucked up place but they didn’t tell this girl that her GRANDPARENTS DIED A YEAR AGO and HER MOTHER HAS BREAST CANCER…just so she’d be more “focused” on the Olympics. I wonder what Zeus would say about that? The girl did win the gold medal in synchronized diving so I guess it worked but still, that’s just f’d up.

New London Firefighters–get to keep their jobs! On this one I’m really just thrilled a decision…any freakin’ decision…was reached! YEAH! Woot! Go Children of the New London City Council. The guy in the green shirt and yellow jacket is my illustrious Mayor Daryl Finizio and the big guy hanging his head is Rocco who I went all through school with.

ZEROES

The Children of the New London City Council. Credit should be given to at least one for finally pulling his head out of his ass but the others….no. Big Old Goose Eggs for you offending juveniles.

Congress and, well, you know, just the United States Government in general. I heard on the news that Olympians who bust their asses and win a gold medal also receive $25,000.00 and they can expect to be charged up to $9,000.00/per gold medal in TAXES. I thought; What The Fuck? Then I thought; Holy Gods! That’s over 30%! Those on the “right” have shot back at this and letting the world know of all of the ‘tax breaks’ an Olympian might be able to qualify for, which was very nice of them. However, I really don’t think they should be paying any taxes on it at all never mind somewhere around 35%! That’s highway robbery! And Mitt Romney got a $77,000.00 TAX DEDUCTION for his HORSE…Exxon-Mobil got a multi-million dollar tax rebate?

Oh man…things are sooooo screwed up! It’s absolutely mind-boggling.

We already knew Sarah Palin was a loser and bubble head–too bad she isn’t blonde, huh? “We got the Bubble-Headed Bleached Blonde Who Comes on at Five. She Can Tell You About the Plane Crash with a Gleam in Her Eye.” (Don Henley–‘Dirty Laundry’)

Equal losers are every single person standing in this line and every line like it across the country yesterday. I am all in favor of Free-Speech but I am not in favor of hating someone because “God said so”, because, just, by the way, He didn’t “say so”.

Leviticus 18:22–According To…….
New International Version (©1984)
“‘Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.

New Living Translation (©2007)
“Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin.

English Standard Version (©2001)
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
‘You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

GOD’S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Never have sexual intercourse with a man as with a woman. It is disgusting.

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
You shall not lie with a man, as with a woman: it is abomination.

American King James Version
You shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

American Standard Version
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Douay-Rheims Bible
Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind, because it is an abomination.

Darby Bible Translation
And thou shalt not lie with mankind as one lieth with a woman: it is an abomination.

English Revised Version
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Webster’s Bible Translation
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

World English Bible
“‘You shall not lie with a man, as with a woman. That is detestable.

Young’s Literal Translation
And with a male thou dost not lie as one lieth with a woman; abomination it is.

Gee, man, gets confusing, doesn’t it? All of these translations, sorta makes you wonder what the original document said. The original, which, yes, was NOT written by “God” it was written by man and may only be one man’s biased opinion that has lived on and ruled over people for thousands of years. Basically, around the time this part of the Old Testament portion of The Bible was written they just didn’t like the Sodomites, the Greeks and the Romans, all of whom didn’t have a problem with homosexuality and who encouraged it. So like the Children on the New London City Council this growing group of…Jews at the time…pointed and laughed at the Greeks, Romans, Sodomites et al and said; “Neener neener neener, look at you, that’s gross!” Then they kept saying in that nasty snotty sing-songy voice until others said: “Oh all right! If you’ll just shut the fuck up I’ll say I agree!”

The End.

Well, no, not the end, because some 300 years after this book was written Jesus Christ came along and started saying things like; “Love Thy Neighbor”. Yeah, that peace lovin’, unwashed, heathen hippie, blew into town and upset the natural order of things. He wanted to do things like…tax the rich! (gasp) and Give to the poor! (Holy cow!)He wasn’t much liked by the establishment…go figure, huh? Then he further went around saying other things like; “In so however ye treats the least of my brethren so ye treats me.”

Yeah, man, that peace lovin’, unwashed, long-haired, commie, hippie, liberal was trouble from the get-go!🙂

To all who went to Chick-Fil-A yesterday to support the COMPANY’S “right” to Freedom of Speech; I hope you realize how UN-Godlike you really are. How much you are NOT following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ. How come I never see throngs of Christians lined up around the corner to cook & serve meals to the homeless? How come I never see throngs of Christians lined up in protest of human rights violations? But for a chicken sandwich served with a side of hate they’ll wait hours in the hot sun.

Harumph.

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