Finding the Reboot Button
“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.”
You can just replace “King of Great Britain” with “Morons on Capitol Hill” and “colonies” with “states”. Other than that, 237 years later….it’s all still the same crap. How fucked up is THAT?
So let me ask you;
Are you afraid the US Government will ‘shut down’?
Seriously. Are you scared? Do you put any stock in it at all? Do you think they’ll manage to find ‘an 11th hour compromise’? Or are you maybe hoping for just such a thing to happen so we can declare Hunting Season Open on the boorish brats we call ‘Congress’?
Yeah that sums it up nicely. You know it’s bad when this normally peace lovin’ hippie is ready to take up high-powered weapons and go on a pig hunt! Make no mistake, they are pigs, each one of them, there isn’t a single human being on Capitol Hill. So…it won’t be murder. Just slaughter. It’s not treason either since They betrayed Us eons ago and They just keep doing it. Personally I’m sick and tired of being fucked hard without getting so much as dinner in return. How about you?
Do you know my idiot senator had the balls to post on his Facebook page that he’s having an Online Chat about the impending Shutdown TODAY at 4pm? Fuckin’ jerk. I posted for him to get his ass back to WORK since he’ll still be PAID and have healthcare throughout the ‘shutdown’. THEN the same idiot had the nerve to send me an email looking for money! Yep, I didn’t hesitate to answer; Quit asking me for money! Try EARNING it for a change!
Dipshit. I voted for that asshole but only because he was a better option than Linda-freakin’-McMahon.
But because my hubby is nervous about it all I have to go grocery shopping today and pull cash out of the bank just in case this lazy country actually gets up off its ass and starts kicking some. Yeah, that’ll be the day. We can’t find our courage never mind our stomping boots.
All of this bullshit over “Obamacare”, which btw, is something I would really like to buy into as it would SAVE ME $1,500/year! Oh, yeah, we should bitch about that. That’s something to cry about. Dumb asses. The Common Man might save a few pennies that’d be horrible, huh? What would those insurance companies do without my extra $1500? They could go broke!😛
I, on the other hand, might be able to purchase a decent used vehicle.
That’d be a damn shame, huh?
Mostly I’m just to death of whiny little brats who fancy themselves ‘leaders’ when the truth is they couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag. They’re spoiled little children and We, as a country, should treat them accordingly; rip down those pants, tightie-whities and all, give ’em 50 lashes each with a bullwhip (75 for the cry-baby Bohner, 100 for limp dicks like Ted Cruz and Steve King and Eddie Munster’s illegitimate son). We’re gonna do it public on Live TV–no pay-per-view we’re gonna give this one away. I think the American People deserve that much fun and entertainment. Then we kick them to the gutter where they belong, leave them crying and bleeding in the street without any dinner (food stamps) or way to pay the doctor bill for patching up their well-deserved wounds (Obamacare). Sounds fair, just, and even righteous to me. Hell, at this point, even I think the Big JC would approve of just such a maneuver…that liberal hippie who hated the money changers and said something about a camel, the eye of a needle, and a rich man. Anybody remember that? Or do most of you guys/gals just pick and choose which parts of the Bible you follow? I’m not seeing a lot of ‘charity’ or ‘taking care of ones brother’ or anything like that coming from the “Family Values/We Are a Christian Nation” party of boobs.
But have no fear, the NSA is here and they’ll keep spying on Us right through this whole thing.
Don’t you feel safer now?
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